Lesson #2: Don't hang out with psycho's!

This blog post is for Emily, Jackie, and Audri.

The only reason I'm doing this is so that at work I can have a different conversation with these three girls, instead of........."Dallin did you blog?" I swear, girls, I have more to offer! But that is all they want from me - for me to post something on a blog that they made for me.

First, I don't blog. And second, I don't know why anyone would want to read anything about my life; I live a dull life. [sidenote from Emily: This is untrue. He's super funny and his life is cool.]

They all want to hear about one of the worst dates of my life so I'll explain it.......

Two years ago I worked in the Marketing department for Maverik gas stations.  I was down in Cedar City checking out the Maveriks with a buddy that I worked with.  While we were down there, he decided to call this girl that he dated back in high school.  He wanted to hook me up for the night - setting me up with one of her friends.

Well, I didn't really want to go on a "date," but hanging out would have been just fine.  The girl was pretty looking, but really not my type.  We all got together and decided to eat at Chili's.  Not to be rude, but I really didn't want to pay for the girl...that didn't happen.  I ended up paying for her and being okay with it.

We then headed over to Redbox to pick out a movie.  I don't remember what we picked out, but I remember heading back to the girls' place.  My buddy totally ditched me and left me with this girl I had just barely met like an hour earlier.  At first I was fine with it, but then it turned weird......as the movie was going the girl turned to me and said "Hey, are we going to cuddle or not?!" That part was awesome.  Who doesn't want a girl that takes a little bit of control?


During the movie she kept looking at me and saying that I was "super funny" and that she really liked me a lot....that kinda scared me.  Then she said that she could come up and visit me all the time because the girl my buddy left with is from my home town and she could just ride with her to hang out with me.....that scared me even more.  Then she said, "Look Dallin, what do you think about a long distant relationship?".....yeah I'm out!

The only problem was that my buddy stole the car, so I was stuck with the psycho girl.  I'm not going to lie, I thought about kissing her.  I know she wanted me to, but then I thought that if I did and then never called her.....she would probably hunt me down and kill me.  Things went from bad to worst. My buddy decided not to come back and pick me up until 5 in the morning!

So what did I do? .....I watched Sportscenter about 15 times with the girl as she just kept on talking and talking and scaring me even further away.  Nope.  Never kissed her!  And actually, for the first time.....I really didn't want to!